
MEET THE ODDACIOUS TEAM
Through something we call our Alchemy of Service, we gratefully take the icky, dread-inducing work from our clients, run it through our Team of Service Alchemists, and produce joy for our clients and us.
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We're a diverse and growing team of real people. Get to know us a little better through our personalized images below.

Edgar
Video Game Pro
Soccer Fanatic
Spontaneous Trip Specialist
Sarah
Meme queen
Super Mario fan
Creator of aesthetically pleasing interior designs
Brandi
Project car enthusiast
Plethora of useless information
Passionately dislikes snow
Lives with six dogs and two cats
Eva
Loves animals: fish, reptile, feline, canine (Gotta catch 'em all!)
Formerly killed the toughest houseplants (now only the weak ones)
Inclined to spontaneous trips to L.A. and staying at home with a puzzle. No in between!
Monica
Pitbull whisperer
Crime TV junkie
Pro Bono private eye
Organizer of all the things
Mayla
Polar Bear Lover
Love the heat, hate the cold
Would rather be hiking, cooking, or watching YouTube
Only plays Minecraft in Creative Mode
Lilliana
Cat mom
#1 In N Out customer
Self love advocate
Probably watching Netflix
Karen
Bookworm
Self-declared professional napper
Reliable friend
Avid cookie baker
Andrea
Professional napper
Gregarious introvert
Verified goofy goober
Constantly resists the urge to sing
Samantha "Sam"
Cat Lover
Always Cooking Something New
Dreams of Owning a Miata
(but too intimidated by a manual transmission)
Bobbi
Office Bear Drool Custodian
Impulse Tattoo Addict
Notorious Snooze Abuser
Christian
Passionate about film, photography and road trips
Capturing life along the way
Itzayana Rodriguez
Tea Enthusiast
Cat Whisperer
Nacho Libre fan
Eduardo
Girl dad
Undefeated in beer pong 1:1
NBA2K hooper
Esteisy
Caramel Macchiato every morning
90s movies
Yorkie and pittie mom
Forensic Files show before bed
Giselle
Sphynx mom
Mangonada addict
Probably taking a nap
Or watching or waiting for American Horror Story
Morgan
Avid Movie Watcher
Professional Car Singer
Habitual Restless Leg Bouncer
Steve
Professional Pickleballer
Occasional Off-roader 🚲💨
Best shower singing voice you'll never hear
Janna
Dutch Bros for a Dutch lady
Dog mom and loveable Auntie
NCIS reruns never gets old
Let's go Warriors and 49ers
Rigo
Professional Lego Architect
Retired sneaker head
Ramen enthusiast
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Melissa
Amateur Writer
Fluent in Spanglish
Christmas Enthusiast
Enjoys Good Quality H20
Professional Taco Bell Customer

Rayyan
Dad to Six Guinea Pigs
Lover of Arabic Food
Always busy playing games or lifting weights
Madeline
Animal lover
Obsessed with all things history
Arts and crafts are medicine for the soul
Home is where the heart is

Samantha
Passionate Propagator of Plants
Always has a lil' drinky drink in hand
Animal Lover and Bookworm
Devoted Daytripper
Julianna
Mother of Rabbits
Reader of Fantasy
Certified Silly Goose
Chris
Father of Three
Husband
Proponent of Productive Dissatisfaction